About this experience
Join a River Thames boat cruise with banter provided by a comedian guide, whose cheery anecdotes include narration about London's history. See landmarks such as the London Eye and the Tower of London.
Highlights
- Cruise at speeds of up to 30 knots to Canary Wharf and back
- Discover interesting facts about London from an award-winning comedian guide
- Get an adrenaline fix on London's original speedboat tour of the river Thames
- Get exclusive views from a unique vantage point
What's included
- 50-minute sightseeing speedboat ride
- Guide onboard to entertain guests
- Experienced skipper operating 880bhp aerodynamically streamlined speedboat
- Music playing from the onboard sound system
- Life jackets
How to use
- Show Mobile Ticket
- At Redemption Counter
What to expect
Experience a wild and fantastic River Thames boat cruise that is fun for all ages. You will climb aboard a high-speed vessel that offers non-traditional views of England's capital at speeds of up to 30 knots.
You will be given a full safety briefing and a life jacket - just in case! Named by leading listings magazine Time Out as a "must-do" experience, both visitors and residents of London will be thrilled with this outing.
Speed under the capital’s bridges, and marvel at landmarks such as the London Eye, Houses of Parliament and South Bank from an exclusive vantage point. Music floats through the air via the onboard sound system, as you power out toward the Docklands.
High-brow banter is provided by an award-winning comedian guide, whose cheery anecdotes include narration through the greatest open air museum in the world.
Things to note
- Weather-appropriate clothing
Terms & conditions
This tour is suitable for infants aged 6 months upwards
Expectant mothers are not permitted on-board at any stage of their pregnancy
If you have any historical or current backbone conditions or complaints, you are recommended to not participate in this tour
Children under 14 years old must be accompanied by a parent or guardian
Guests aged 15 and 16 must have a minor disclaimer form filled out prior to the departure by a parent or guardian
Wheelchairs cannot be taken onboard, guests can travel with their carers assistance to board the vessel down steps and into the seating area. All guests must be able to sit unaided once onboard
A minimum of 8 passengers is required for each sailing; tours with less than 8 passengers will be rescheduled.